When is the hardest time to catch a frog?

When is the hardest time to catch a frog?




Solution -

the answer can be a leap year

Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Sco

Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.

His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.

When Simon was eight his mother died.

When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.

When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.

He is now sixty six.

Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland?

Solution -

because he is still alive

What do you leave behind, the more you take?

What do you leave behind, the more you take?




Solution -

Footsteps

I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your cloth

I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your cloth




Solution -

Clothing hanger

What did she tell to the phone company ?

A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day.

What did she tell them?

Solution -

Calling is free from That booth

What does a cruise ship, a dead man, and an emu have in common?

What does a cruise ship, a dead man, and an emu have in common?




Solution -

Absolutely Nothing!!!

What`s in the middle of Paris?

What`s in the middle of Paris?




Solution -

r is in the middle of Paris